My priorities

It has come to my attention that even while being sick (most likely with your average "that's been going around school"-type flu) I can't bring myself to start on a speech that I had a month to do it in and is due valentines day (hey, Ms. Harris didn't do that, the speeches are going on all week, that's just the day my group chose to go), but I can easily email Strong Bad for the first time by myself (first time was with a good friend Joe Tingley, but it was never answered, but it wasn't our best so I wasn't mad). So basically, I'm saying that "I am a dumbass".

BTW, I'd like to more commenting, cuz I like to comment back
Lard Bobbo has spoken! Now get outta my couch...area.

LB's Escape Plan #361: Prolific Use of Spaceship *Note to Underlings: Hurry it up down there, things here are getting silly again*

Being the psudeo-geek I am, I'm surprised that use of a spaceship falls way down on a list of escapes, maybe it's because it's impracticale to accually attempt leave Earth entirely at this point in our development, not to mention completley stupid, but I digress.
Current prospects of good ol' #361 are looking veeeerrrrry grim, what with the "love triangle" involving (most likley now former) astronaut Lisa Nowak. The 43-year old mother of three, who on February 5th, was arrested on charges of attempted kidnap/murder after driving driving over 900 miles, non-stop, to...we'll just say "confront" someone who she believed was competiton for her lover's affection, armed with only a BB-gun, pepper spray, knife, steel mallet, rubber tubing, disguise, diaper, and a loose grip on reality that is usually associated with most soap opera scripts. The whole thing in fact looks like it should be on a soap opera, hmmmm...anyways, this could be what happens when the President pulls funding, but let's just see what the evidence has to say about it.

Before budget cuts


After budget cuts


Well, let us all hope that the next episode of All My Astronauts will be better.

From the depths, I return

Well, crap! I swear! Sometimes I forget I even have this thing. Unlike my sister, who has posted numberous song lyrics, weird thoughts, and on one occasion has done 30 day-by-day posts in a row on her blog, I am lucky if I remember if to update blog at least once a month. Man, I gotta quit half-assing everything I do, that's the main reason I'm on academic probation, or as I like to call it "the academic @$#&list", speaking of which, I need to put my half-ass in full-gear if I want to get the big assignments done for three of my four classes...............@$#&.