Welcome to the semi-annual blogging of Lard Bobbo, and I just want you to know that over the past year I've become a big fan of lolcats, so I actually just made an icanhascheezburger account and used it to make this via the lolcat builder...
posted by Lard Bobbo @ 9:20 AM
What this nation needs is a villain in charge, a hero in all his infallibility would shock the world when he does something wrong, a villain, we know what he's capable of and will not surprise us when he uses a death ray on our enemies, and who knows, we may even learn to appreciate him for that, plus he sounds like a guy who likes to get things done, even if it is conquering a country, stealing all of its wealth and putting that into reducing the national debt, so remember kids, vote villain next election.
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Let it hence be known that I would like a cat one day, but for now, I live in a dorm which doesn't even allow gerbils, let alone cats, and I don't think the parents would appreciate me landing a cat on them, what with them still trying to get over the shock of their last kid (oh wait, that's me...I should be nicer to them). But the strange thing is, when I have a cat, I want to be a butt-hole to it, maybe it's because I think that cats don't really care if you love it or not, just as long as you give it food, company, and something to do with it's Saturday night, well okay, just let it be aware that I may refer to it as smelly, ugly, silly, or asshole if I suspect it's been messing with/chewing on/leaving surprises in my stuff. But that's just for show, on the inside I'll love it to pieces.
i think one of the biggest advantages of pets is that unlike children they can't repeat things. you cat or dog will never go to kindergarten and let slip to the teacher that mommy said he was a cute little bastard or anything like that.
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