LB's Escape Plan #361: Prolific Use of Spaceship *Note to Underlings: Hurry it up down there, things here are getting silly again*

Being the psudeo-geek I am, I'm surprised that use of a spaceship falls way down on a list of escapes, maybe it's because it's impracticale to accually attempt leave Earth entirely at this point in our development, not to mention completley stupid, but I digress.
Current prospects of good ol' #361 are looking veeeerrrrry grim, what with the "love triangle" involving (most likley now former) astronaut Lisa Nowak. The 43-year old mother of three, who on February 5th, was arrested on charges of attempted kidnap/murder after driving driving over 900 miles, non-stop, to...we'll just say "confront" someone who she believed was competiton for her lover's affection, armed with only a BB-gun, pepper spray, knife, steel mallet, rubber tubing, disguise, diaper, and a loose grip on reality that is usually associated with most soap opera scripts. The whole thing in fact looks like it should be on a soap opera, hmmmm...anyways, this could be what happens when the President pulls funding, but let's just see what the evidence has to say about it.

Before budget cuts


After budget cuts


Well, let us all hope that the next episode of All My Astronauts will be better.