The Maniacal Rantings of Lard Bobbo

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

"The REAL Reason We Should Explore Space"

Aaaaaaah Jason, one of my oldest hate-friends, but he's cool, it's just that he likes to argue with some of his friends. So here's my second installment of cut'n'paste Instant Messenger conversations.

This coversation took place when this whole thing started, on February 17:

Ssor1014 (10:27:19 PM): i'm watching a dvd:-)
Ssor1014 (10:27:34 PM): a space show dvd:-D
JSonJett (10:27:36 PM): cool
Ssor1014 (10:27:52 PM): from the earth to the moon
Ssor1014 (10:28:07 PM): remember that mini-series
JSonJett (10:28:11 PM): Do what?
Ssor1014 (10:28:24 PM): produced by tom hanks
Ssor1014 (10:28:31 PM): not kidding
Ssor1014 (10:28:54 PM): it's about the apollo program
JSonJett (10:29:08 PM): Oh what, apollo 13?
JSonJett (10:29:11 PM): lol
Ssor1014 (10:29:29 PM): well, that is AN episode of the series
JSonJett (10:29:42 PM): Hmmm, that's cool.
Ssor1014 (10:30:02 PM): u missed the apollo 1 disaster
JSonJett (10:30:15 PM): What is that?
Ssor1014 (10:30:27 PM): but that's ok, i'm the 1 w/ the dvd
Ssor1014 (10:30:56 PM): oh, the cockpit caught fire during a ground test and the crew died
Ssor1014 (10:31:12 PM): poor guys :'(
JSonJett (10:31:53 PM): Lol, they deserved it, crazy space nuts.
Ssor1014 (10:32:16 PM): HEY, GOIN' 2 THE MOON IS COOL
Ssor1014 (10:32:30 PM): AND I THINK WE SHOULD GO BACK>:o
Ssor1014 (10:32:47 PM): THING'S AREN'T THAT SILLY UP THERE
JSonJett (10:33:48 PM): Yeah they are, what have we to gain?
Ssor1014 (10:34:04 PM): moonbase
Ssor1014 (10:35:48 PM): and a moonroom
JSonJett (10:35:53 PM): Oh blah, why would we want that?
Ssor1014 (10:37:06 PM): u can't run w/o learning how 2 crawl, how r we gonna spread our seed into space if we don't wanna go 2 our own moon
Ssor1014 (10:37:40 PM): that sounds nasty 4 some reason
JSonJett (10:39:14 PM): Ewwww, Ross, mooning people?
Ssor1014 (10:40:24 PM): yes, that's exactly we'll do upon finding intelligent life, moon them
Ssor1014 (10:40:31 PM): what was i thinking
JSonJett (10:40:51 PM): O suuuuure.
Ssor1014 (10:41:31 PM): and whose 2 say the alien chicks won't be hot
Ssor1014 (10:42:20 PM): man, WE NEED THAT WARP DRIVE NOW!
JSonJett (10:42:43 PM): Oh yeah right.
Ssor1014 (10:42:55 PM): WE WANT GREEN BOOBS
Ssor1014 (10:42:59 PM): or blue
Ssor1014 (10:43:17 PM): red's accepted
Ssor1014 (10:43:29 PM): orange ok
Ssor1014 (10:43:45 PM): purple, maybe
Ssor1014 (10:44:05 PM): yellow...eh, y not
Ssor1014 (10:44:30 PM): i's ate up
Ssor1014 (10:47:15 PM): u there
Ssor1014 (10:47:23 PM): do u read me, over
Ssor1014 (10:58:04 PM): c'mon, who wants 2 be the first person 2 set foot on jupiter (heehee)

This next conversation took place an hour or so later, after I cut'n'pasted the previous coversation onto someone else:

Ssor1014 (12:12:26 AM): but who really wants 2 peer into my irreverent mind
Ssor1014 (12:12:31 AM): cuz i sure don't
Ssor1014 (12:13:53 AM): but i think i really touched something in that argument
Ssor1014 (12:14:15 AM): don't matter what color boob it is, it's all good
Ssor1014 (12:14:42 AM): aren't nu ashamed 2 be my older sister
Norahs1213 (12:15:49 AM): maybe
Norahs1213 (12:15:53 AM): i'm gonna sign off
Ssor1014 (12:16:10 AM): i mean, i'd be ashamed (among other things) 2 be my older sister

Final thoughts: Maybe this is why my sister's immence patience runs short when I'm around. As for the reason, is it really "all good", and what will the neighbors think? But all in all I think Sharon had the right idea "i'm gonna sign off", and now it's my turn, BYE BYE!

4 Comments:

Blogger rabidmonkey said...

i think it would be better to use unmanned missions and spend some time studying the solar system as a whole.

as far as boobs go, the real world isn't star trek, man. if we were to encounter intelligent lifeforms from other planets, they would be so dissimiliar from us they wouldn't even have boobs.

Apr 5, 2007, 1:19:00 AM  
Blogger Lard Bobbo said...

why does nobody wanna leave this planet 'cept me?

and how would u know about the boobs?

Apr 5, 2007, 3:43:00 PM  
Blogger rabidmonkey said...

the boobs are simple logic. most earth born mammals only sort of have boobs.

leaving this planet in any significant fashion isn't feasible at the current time.

Apr 7, 2007, 1:20:00 AM  
Blogger Lard Bobbo said...

nah, what i think is that we all just lost our enthusiasm in the 70's, i mean c'mon, we made it 2 the frikkin' moon 4 pete's sake

besides, a nice ass ain't a bad consolation prize if alien women don't have boobs

Apr 9, 2007, 6:50:00 PM  

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